Vintage Computer Collector Gifts

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Al's computer salvage.

"Admit it, you're going to have to upgrade"

'Early Laptops.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Please feel free to browse."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."