Vintage Software Collector Gifts

'Hi! I'm selling CD-Rom Encyclopedias...'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Early Laptops.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Stainglass Windows '33

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

Swalkman