Vintage Computing Gifts

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

Computer Add Ons.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Early Programmers.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Boombox

'Early Laptops.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

Telephone Box

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'