Vintage Computing Pillows

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

Computer Add Ons.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Programmers.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

Telephone Box