Vintage Computers Pillows

"32 bit, 15.6672 MHz, three NuBus expansion slots, offer them $5"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Plug in Point.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.