Vintage Software Collector T-Shirts

'Hi! I'm selling CD-Rom Encyclopedias...'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Early Laptops.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Old-fashioned computer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Stainglass Windows '33

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."