Early Internet Enthusiast Gifts

'Y2K compliance!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Reinventing the Wheel

S.S.dot.com

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei