Internet Pioneers Gifts

"Listen Darling - his first email !"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Wheel.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

Drawing graphs on a computer.