Internet Pioneers Mugs

'I was Googling before you were born, kid.'

"Listen Darling - his first email !"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CEO with SEO

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Internet.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

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'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'Wheel.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'