Web Pioneer Gifts

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Internet.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Have your people facebook my people.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wheel.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

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"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'