Web Pioneer Gifts

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

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"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Wheel.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'