Early Internet Enthusiast Pillows

'Y2K compliance!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Reinventing the Wheel

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

S.S.dot.com

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."