Early Technology Buff Pillows

"How do you turn it off?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The original paperless office

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."