Early Tech Nerd Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

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"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

Cell Phone

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"