Early Tech Nerd Gifts

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

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"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Cell Phone

Bubbie Selfies

"This thing isn't working."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."