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"How do you turn it off?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The original paperless office

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Twitter that!

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."