Ancient Technology Buff Pillows

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

Mummy Shrink.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Grok's Thought Stopping.