Ancient Technology Buff Gifts

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Reinventing the Wheel

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Mummy Shrink.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."