Ancient Technology Enthusiast Gifts

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Romans.

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Closed for Renovation

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

The Final Chapter.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Mummies for Dummies

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Developing the boomerang.