Ancient Innovation Enthusiast Gifts

"Clever devil, first the wheel, then nought percent finance."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Can our software do that?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"