Ancient Technology Admirer Gifts

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Romulus and Remus

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Museum.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Gamers

Scary things in the museum

"Those knuckleheads!"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"This thing isn't working."

Developing the boomerang.

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

I love Classics.

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.