Ancient Civilization Admirer Gifts

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

'I'm starting to suspect we might be part of a pyramid scheme....'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No, they don't come into effect from midnight. They come into effect from now!"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

Barcode Hierogphics

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'

'We've found a woman from the fifth century b.c. and above her an early patio.'

Chocolate

Ancient Egyptian Beer

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Hadrian's Wall

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Egyptian Football

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

How they did it . . .

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