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'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

Romulus and Remus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Museum.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Scary things in the museum

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Gamers

Developing the boomerang.

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

I love Classics.

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.