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"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Henry Fox Talbot

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Lumiere brothers caricature

"I get it!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Museum.

Haunted museum

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Carbon Dating Agency

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

Scary things in the museum

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'