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Og never knew how close he came to falling asleep at the wheel.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Gone to Lunch.

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

Early critics.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

The Day the Wheel was Invented

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

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