Ancient Invention Lovers Mugs

Og never knew how close he came to falling asleep at the wheel.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Gone to Lunch.

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

"It'll be up to the markets to decide how important a discovery this is."

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Early critics.

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

The Day the Wheel was Invented

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

Silhouettes

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"