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Falling asleep at the wheel...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

The Remote Olympics

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Soup on a stick

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

The Toilet Bike.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Recycling

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

The Next Big Thing#2

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

Early critics.

The Sunbathing Wheel

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Silhouettes

"Look, the crowd loves it! I told you the bungee cord would be a BIg Hit!"

Sam hopes management doesn't see that he modified the electronic gate so he could pocket the receipts.