Those Who Enjoy Quirky Inventions T-Shirts

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Clam Spearing

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

The Remote Olympics

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Soup on a stick

The Toilet Bike.

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Recycling

The Next Big Thing#2

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block...'

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

The Sunbathing Wheel

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Early critics.

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.