Ancient Tech Appreciator Pillows

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

A gift to complete the man cave.

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Digital Dinosaur

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

'I think the inscription says,'Help! My lips are really chapped!''

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"

"Actually, it's my new phone."

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

"Clever devil, first the wheel, then nought percent finance."

Target

Archaeologist finds the missing part of the statue.

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

Satire on the All-Pervasive Telegraph