Retro Internet Fan Prints

'If you have any complaints, can you come to me first before you post them on myspace.com?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Early Laptops.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'