Retro Computing Fan Prints

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Our computer teacher must be real old. She remembers using Windows 3.1.'

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Bill Gates' Computer: 'We are withdrawing tech support for you windows operating system...'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Killing Windows XP.

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

Lacking a basic understanding of plot and humour, Alan Turing was really confused when Temptation and Consciouence stood on the wrong shoulder.

Ultra High Density Disks weighing 50 pounds.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'And now, for a trip down memory lane, I'm going to insert some old media tonight.'

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Cord cutter

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.