History Buff Of Biker Culture Pillows

Waco violence

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

At the Old Bikers' Home

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

The not so easy rider...

Sons Of Recumbency

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Teasing Hell's Angels

Whale on a motorbike

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.