Biker Gang Aficionado Pillows

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Sons Of Recumbency

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The not so easy rider...

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

Waco violence

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!