Biker Gang Aficionado Pillows

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The not so easy rider...

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

Sons Of Recumbency

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Waco violence

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Trump Biker Gang

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'