Bicycle History Buff Pillows

Men riding a penny farting.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Green Bike

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hell's Schlegel

Bike Wash

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.