Bicycle History Buff Gifts

Men riding a penny farting.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Chris Froome

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Superman Going On Vacation.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Bike Wash

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Hell's Schlegel

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'How can I put this....?'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.