Bicycle Buffs Gifts

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Chris Froome

Superman Going On Vacation.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Green Bike

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Bike Wash

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize