Cycling Buff Gifts

'I need time off to cycle to a vegan picnic at Stonehenge.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

The star hunters

Cycling with a harp case

Knight in shining Lycra!

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Chris Froome

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Baby in Bike Basket

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Green Bike

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.