Bike Project Buff Gifts

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

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'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

It's much easier on my knees.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Car on bike.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Jacques Anquetil

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Motorbiker.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"My dog chases anything on a bike. . ."

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Men riding a penny farting.

Swine Flew.

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

Covid Cycle

Father's Day

Getting older.

"We could be lost and not even know it."