Biker Buff Gifts

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

'What flock of birds, Henry'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Can I have flies with that'

Surreal ale

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Fitness Course.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Big Boy Foot

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"Steroids."

Old School Mustaches

The Troposhere

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."