Hiking Buff Gifts

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Bring home a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. I'll give him the message.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Nature Lovers

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Chili again?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.