Skiing Buff Gifts

Man Sledging on his car

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Of Mice and Men.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"I have bad knees."

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Boating Reflection

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Bird watchers.

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"