Skiing Buff T-Shirts

Man Sledging on his car

Jens Stoltenberg.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Of Mice and Men.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Submariners' Eye Test.

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"I have bad knees."

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Boating Reflection

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Bird watchers.

Motor Channel Crossing.