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'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Bring home a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. I'll give him the message.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The discovery of asparagus.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Military style hedgehog

Nature Lovers

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Chili again?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'