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The Neighborhood at a Glance

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Fitness Course.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'