Exercise Buff T-Shirts

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Lady in 'Walk for a Cure' with duck mother and her ducklings walking as well.

Banana

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exhausted

"Don't get excited. She's just warming up!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'