Exercise And Fitness Buff T-Shirts

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Fitness Course.

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Keep fit.'

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Steroids."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."