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'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Olympic Doping

"Do you mean that the only way I can have a slim body is by having a slim wallet?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Content Creator

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Weight Gain Denial

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"My diet book is outselling yours."