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'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Are you regular?"

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"I'm looking over your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

'You're drinking way too much coffee. To lower your blood pressure, I've got to inject you some milk.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Keep Fit.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

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Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Halloween health & safety.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."