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'You'd better make the most of me, Cinders - I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Man constantly stressing

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."