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'You'd better make the most of me, Cinders - I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.'

"The overthinker"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Man constantly stressing

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'