'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'
Health Food Buff T-Shirts
Dress your health food enthusiast in humor and style with our witty t-shirts that showcase their passion for wholesome living and vibrant nutrition.
There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Queen of Quinoa
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Charles didn't like tofu."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Spontaneous Kombucha
"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."
'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
'Diet considerations.'
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
The Nihilist Deli.
Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW
"Albino broccoli mum!"
Health Food Buff T-Shirts Collection
Health Food Buff Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find fun and motivating designs perfect for your health food buff that they'll love to start their mornings with.
Health Food Buff Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their home with our unique pillows, celebrating their love for healthy living in a playful way.
Health Food Buff Prints
Browse our inspiring prints to elevate their space with artwork that celebrates wholesome living and vibrant nutrition.