"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."
Health Food Fanatic T-Shirts
Elevate their wardrobe with t-shirts that showcase their passion for healthy living. Our health food fanatic tees blend humor and style, making them ideal for active, health-conscious individuals.
Condensed chef salad
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"
'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'
Introducing the Tofuton
"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."
'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
Spring Water - 0% Trans Fat.
"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"
'I removed the sugar, artificial flavors, coloring, preservatives, and additives. Now the eight ounce box weighs four ounces.'
Motor-blender.
Man with mousey nose running a health food store
The Nihilist Deli.
Vampires talking, "You know that full fat stuff isn't any good for you"
'They're building one of those new health clubs.'
'Something low in fat, low in cholesterol, and low in price.'
No way am I taking a spinach and broccoli pill.
'Aack! Four star guilt!!'
'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'
'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'
"The people next door eat a lot better."
"Forget it. Too many preservatives."
"I've really been into eating lately."
How Kale Took Over the World
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Counting ribs
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
Health Food Fanatic T-Shirts Collection
Health Food Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of health food fanatic mugs, packed with amusing and colorful designs to brighten their mornings and remind them of their nutritious passion.
Health Food Fanatic Pillows
Add a playful touch to their space with pillows featuring fun health food themes, ideal for enlivening any room with personality.
Health Food Fanatic Prints
Find vibrant prints that showcase their love for nutritious foods and healthy living, perfect for decorating kitchens or dining areas with a lively spirit.